January 2012
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Why the friendzone is bullshit and self-proclaimed...
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angels-and-angles:
As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is…
“When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest things a girl can do, whether they mean it or not.”
and ”The perennial location of nice guys...
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nextian:
Guys, ACTA does not go into effect tomorrow, nor is a vote happening tomorrow. While the petition on AccessNow is, I’m sure, an extremely impressive benchmark (100,000, guys, we did it!) we don’t need 100,000 signatures or 150,000 or whatever number they’ll adjust it to when they hit 150,000 (as they should, because they’re trying to drum up support, and numbers breed urgency.)
On...
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I am not going to shut up about this. If we don't... →
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“I hated school. I hated school, and I didn’t realize why. I thought I was -...”
– Andrew Garfield (via greglestrades)
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I was starting to worry about how I am going to survive this presidential election, like, how did I get through the last one?? I don’t even remember! It was really harrowing, that’s all I know! But then I found myself rushing through my homework so I could watch the State of the Union address tonight and I remembered: all I did was become intensely preoccupied with following election...
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Interviewer: What American artist would you like to collaborate with?
Tablo: I would like to collaborate with the youngest of the Jonas Brothers. Not on music. I would like to make a humongous pizza with him. Like, take a lot of dough, and shape that into the biggest pizza you’ve ever seen.
Interviewer: Why is that?
Tablo: I don’t know, he just looks like a guy that would be really good at making pizza.
Interviewer: Pet peeves?
Tablo: My pet peeve is that I’m not a member of the Jonas Brothers. I could pretend to be their brother, but people could tell.
Interviewer: They have purity rings, they can’t have sex until they're married. You didn’t know, now you don’t want to be a Jonas Brother.
Tablo: Well, that purity ring is fine, but that would get in the way of making the pizza. While we’re making the pizza just take it off for a second.
Interviewer: He can’t!
Tablo: We’re making a pizza, it’s not like we’re gonna make love.
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renkris:
“When the web started, I used to get really grumpy with people because they put my poems up. They put my stories up. They put my stuff up on the web. I had this belief, which was completely erroneous, that if people put your stuff up on the web and you didn’t tell them to take it down, you would lose your copyright, which actually, is simply not true. And I also got very grumpy because I...
roxanneritchi:
Wouldn’t it be nice if we lived in a world in which the FBI went after corrupt politicians, embezzling executives, and tax-evading corporations with the same tenacity they do websites that enable people to download TV shows from the 1980s? Like, yes, pirating shit on-line is illegal and I’ve no doubt that ~the industry~ does suffer some losses for it, but good God damn. I’m pretty...
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such-heights:
notquitelostnotquitefound:
thieves-r-us:
Q: Nineteen sixty-two? And Parker saying that the question isn’t ‘where’, but ‘when’? Please tell me that was an intentional Community/Inspector Spacetime reference.
A: Unintentional, but what the hell. It’s now Canon that both Doctor Who and Inspector Spacetime exist in the Leverage-verse, with Parker being a bit more of an Inspector...
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BREAKING: Obama administration approves a rule... →
think-progress:
A MAJOR WIN for women’s health!
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