I was starting to worry about how I am going to survive this presidential election, like, how did I get through the last one?? I don’t even remember! It was really harrowing, that’s all I know! But then I found myself rushing through my homework so I could watch the State of the Union address tonight and I remembered: all I did was become intensely preoccupied with following election news to the exclusion of all my other responsibilities and hobbies.

Well at least… I have a plan….. .-.