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1895 satire in Punch magazine on wearing a bicycle suit despite lacking a bicycle

Gertrude: “My dear Jessie, what on earth is that bicycle suit for?”

Jessie: “Why, to wear of course.”

Gertrude: “But you haven’t got a bicycle!”

Jessie: “No, but I’ve got a sewing machine!”

Amended dialog:

Gertrude: “My dear Jessie, what on earth is that bicycle suit for?”

Jessie: “Why, to wear of course.”

Gertrude: “But you haven’t got a bicycle!”

Jessie: “It’s hardly my fault that you can’t handle how motherfucking punk I am, Gertie. You wish you were this swag.”

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