Doctor Who Racebending:
Ukweli Roach as Eleven: He has Eleven’s sense of bafflement and wonder down pat, and has already played an old man in a young man’s body (see: Eternal Law)
Sophie Okenodo as River: As we saw in The Beast Below, she is badass and knows her way around a gun.
Antonia Thomas as Amy: Tough, smart, and (let’s face it) beautiful.
Richard Ayoade as Rory: Stop picturing him as Moss for a second, and you’ll realise he can do adorkable very well
Lenny Henry as Nine: Contrary to popular belief, he can act. The Independent said of his Othello: “The frenzy within his imagination explodes into rage and, finally, wretchedness.” Oh, he’d have made a brilliant Nine.
Paterson Joseph as Ten: He can do both drama and comedy, and is mega-charismatic
Nina Toussaint-White as Rose: Remember her as Mels? Oh god, she’d be a perfect Rose.
Meera Syal as Donna: Another fine actress known mostly for comedy. Remember her as Nasreen? She’d be great.
Chiwetel Ejiofor as the Master: Ejiofor in Serenity was BRILLIANT, one of my favourite villains of all time, he was so good. Basically he should play every villain ever.
Michael Obiora as Jack: He was Billy Shipton in Blink- the lovely, flirty Billy. Look! He’s got no shirt on!
Art Malik as Wilf: Internationally famous, great actor.
Marianne Jean-Baptiste: Anyone ever seen her in Secrets And Lies, Mike Leigh’s family drama? I just get the feeling she’d make a really good Jackie.
Kehinde Fadipe as Sally: She was great in Misfits, vunerable and tough all at once.
Daniel Kaluuya as Craig: Have you ever seen Black Mirror? Oh god he is a FABULOUS actor. He could do everything required of Craig, comedy and drama and everything.
Angel Coulby as the TARDIS: She’d be brilliant, nuff said
Gina Torres as Canton: Because she ought to be in EVERYTHING.
| Interviewer: | What American artist would you like to collaborate with? |
| Tablo: | I would like to collaborate with the youngest of the Jonas Brothers. Not on music. I would like to make a humongous pizza with him. Like, take a lot of dough, and shape that into the biggest pizza you’ve ever seen. |
| Interviewer: | Why is that? |
| Tablo: | I don’t know, he just looks like a guy that would be really good at making pizza. |
| Interviewer: | Pet peeves? |
| Tablo: | My pet peeve is that I’m not a member of the Jonas Brothers. I could pretend to be their brother, but people could tell. |
| Interviewer: | They have purity rings, they can’t have sex until they're married. You didn’t know, now you don’t want to be a Jonas Brother. |
| Tablo: | Well, that purity ring is fine, but that would get in the way of making the pizza. While we’re making the pizza just take it off for a second. |
| Interviewer: | He can’t! |
| Tablo: | We’re making a pizza, it’s not like we’re gonna make love. |
how i am treating trick-or-treaters this year
SESAME STREET DOES GLEE.
OH MY GOD.
I feel uncomfortable with how much better this is than Glee.
welp
(Source: beckettberry)
