So what you may not have realized is that the casting of Lucy Liu as “Joan” Watson in Elementary was just the first step in a plot by Hollywood to ruin ALL your bromances by inserting Lucy Liu.
Take White Collar, for instance. It’s well known for the slashy potential between the two male leads, even though both are canonically heterosexual. But wait!
IT’S LUCY LIU! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SHIP NOW?
It’s not just limited to TV, either. How about one of the classic ships, one that practically invented slash?
HA! COCKBLOCKED!
Suits is a show about two dudebro lawyers who are totally gay for each oth-
NOT ANYMORE THEY’RE NOT. GROSS, HETEROSEXUALITY!
Merlin and Arthur are sooo cute…
UGH! A GIRRRRL IN MY SLASH SHIP!
But wait, you say. I’m a multishipper, how can you possibly-
THAT’S RIGHT.
It’s rare moments like this that make me sort of like people.
Words I have never spoken before: well played, youtube
The accuracy astounds me.
It’s a miracle my girlfriend came back to this blasted country at all.
top 5 most useful majors:
- old money
- president
- wall street broker
- media conglomerate CEO
- being good friends w/ jay-z
(Source: bryankonietzko)
(Source: mollyblooming)
| me: | All scientists are hipsters, that's why they wear glasses. |
| husband: | No. |
| me: | "I stopped working on electromagnetic induction. It was too current." |
| husband: | No. |
| me: | "I used to have a passion for oceanography but I got sick of talking about the mainstream." |
| husband: | No! |
| me: | "Of course I'm not a mathematician. Calculus-based models of the universe are SO derivative." |
| husband: | ... |
| me: | "I'm an expert on geothermal vents--" |
| husband: | Oh my God. |
| me: | "--They're probably too deep for you." |
